* Posted 04-November-2008:

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum hee kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye!
*

A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
*

Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana
*

Posted 03-November-2008:

E Dost Ek Salah Hai Meri,
Chahe To Maan Lena,
Mil Gaya Agar Kisi Mod Par,
Bus Jara Pahechan Lena,
Bus Jara Pahechan Lena.
*

Posted 02-November-2008:

Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega
*

Har dosti me aisa mod kyu aata hai,Ek sathi dusre ko tanha chod jata hai,Janmo ta sath nibhane wale,Begano ki khatir apno ka dil kyu tod jata hai.
*

Hasrat hai sirf une pane ki,aur koi khwaish nahi is diwane ki.Shikwa mujhe unse nahi, khuda se hai,kya jarurat thi unhe itna khubsurat banana ki.
*

Raat badh ti hai waqt k saath,,
Dil tadap ta hai tumare yaadon k saath...
Per raat k paas to chand hai,,
Magar iss DIL k paas aapni DHARKAN nahi
*

Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna,
gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege
kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege.
*

Posted 01-November-2008:

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z.. Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya











*


Posted 01-November-2008:

ek purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"
*

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho
*

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab
*

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do
*

Posted 29-October-2008:

New Year begins,let us pray,that it will be a year with new Peace,New Happiness,and abundance of new friends,God bless you through out the new year
*

Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year
*

Aap jaha jaye wahase kare Fly all Tear,
Sab log aapko hi mane aapna Dear,
Aap ke har rahe ho Always Clear...
Aur Khuda da Aapko ak Jakkas New Year
*

Sabke Dilo me ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din lae Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es umid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2008 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-CO
*

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR"
*

Posted 28-October-2008:

0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI From:Ganesh Kumble




* Posted 28-October-2008:

Khushian ho overflow,masti kabhi na ho low,dosti ka surur chaya rahe,dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR
*

Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
Happy Diwali
*

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
*

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
*

Posted 26-October-2008:

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste
*

Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi,
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi,
Aur humne sirf siti kya bajai, woh toh baap ko le aa
*

Sarab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sarab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam kar
*

Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega.
Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!
*

Teri aankhe jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre par haath ghumaya
Toh aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
*

Posted 25-October-2008:

Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do?









* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.









* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.







* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.




* Posted 25-October-2008:

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

*

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
*

Jab Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
*

main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
*

Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.
*

Posted 21-October-2008:

Mudat Ho gayi hai Un tanhaiyo Ko Guzre
Ab bhi in Ankho me Woh Khamoshiya Kyo Hai?
Tod Diya jisne Mohabat par se Yakin Mera
Ab bhi Woh Pyara Kyu Ha
*

Pal-do-pal me hi milti hai khushi,
pal-do-pal me hi milta hai gam,
par jo har pal sath nibhaye woh dost milta hai kum,
jaise 'U ME aur HUM'
*

Posted 19-October-2008:

Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
*

Har waqt hume yaad kia na karo,
Har naam ke baad mera naam liya na karo,
Denge sath hum tumhara har baar,
Har kadam par hume ajnabi samjha na karo
*

Posted 17-October-2008:

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me
*

Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.